two guys are walking their dogs. one guy's got a doberman. the other guy has a chiwowhauhwoheuxpeua. the first guy looks up and says, "hey, here's our favorite watering hole. let's go in and have a drink." the second guy says, "are you kidding? we've got our dogs with us. they won't let us in there." "no problem, just follow my lead." the first man puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to go into the bar. the manager happens to be standing by the door and says, "hold it, hold it! you can't come in here with that dog." "why? he's my seeing eye dog." the manager thinkgs for a minute and says, "well, okay, come on in." the second guy says, "what the heck, i'll give it a try." he puts on his dark glasses and walks in. the manager starts laughing and says, "what do you think you're doing? you can't come in here with that dog." "he's my seeing eye dog." "a chihuahua?" the guy thinks for a minute and says, "a chihuahua? they gave me a chihuahua?!"
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